November

November draws near and the annual festival of not shaving will begin shortly. This ritual is becoming more widespread and common in the United States as a way to break the curve of shaving. In the youthful society, shaving is a common practice because it gives an ascetic appearance of someone who has nothing to hide. Having a beard is almost Taboo in young people and a few years ago a group of students started a trend of not shaving themselves for a month. This was started as a way of being lazy at first because, November is the month with the most school work. This cause has made thousands of men and women (eww) not shave for a month. This movement coincides with various charities and has a council or rule makers.

For those of you who don't know, this is what a beard looks like

For the unlucky men who have blonde hair, patchy hair, or slow growing hair, this month is sadly something you wish that you could do.

As this movement grows and more people become part of the charities and organizations to improve awareness of male health problems (mainly), I hope that this trend becomes a larger and more successful movement.

PS - This movement will likely escalate to a national security risk where the breaded people will lead to a coup and cause the government to tumble out of controll and fall. As soon as any evidence arises, I'll inform you.

-The Observer